If I was my brother and J.R. was my ass.
It hurt. It hurt a lot. I know, it was my ass, so believe me, it hurt.
OK, so it wasn't a real gun. I was shot in the backside by a BB gun. A double tap from a BB handgun to be precise, marking my fleshy rear end with two BB sized wounds that stung like nothing every stung before, only twice.
The shooter as I said was my brother. An airsoft extremist who likes to shoot people from behind. People who happen to be running away. My crime? I made mocking shooting noises Ali G style, see link Ali G Shooting for more precise details of the pow pow noise I went for. The disturbing picture below shows one of the wounds in graphic detail. It also shows part of my ass. Be warned, it's not pretty.
Before the shooting incident, I enjoyed a Romeo y Julieta Churchill and a Cohiba Maduro 5. The R&J Churchill is a great cigar and I enjoyed this one from start to finish. No complaints there.
The Maduro 5 was sitting in my humidor for about 3 months and I was really looking forward to this one. Unfortunately though, it was disappointing at best. It was weak, uneventful and tasteless. Big fail. Not sure I'll go for a Maduro 5 again. I smoked the Maduro before the Churchill, only smoking the Churchill because I needed some cheering up after the disappointment of the Maduro. That said, it was a much more enjoyable double tap.
A great night at the brothers house, even if it did end with me running out of the house screaming like a girl, while he laughed like a loon at the door after putting a cap in my ass, twice.