I witnessed this first hand myself on the internet and you would not believe what happened next!
|♫♫ Sinne Fianna Fáil ♫♫
This poor useless wretch of a woman was forced to stop and terrified as she was (sure who wouldn’t be?), asked the terrorists very calmly and nicely using her phone voice to move out of the way, “sorry lads, but you wouldn’t mind moving out of the way there would ye now thanks very much?"... "Because you’re actually blocking the cycle lane did you know that?” she womansplained.
|The illusive #39 that's always packed by the time it get's to Cabra
Anyway, as the story goes, this imaginary woman was prevented from going to the shops by these non-Irish looking mosque-dwelling women-cyclists haters, and something needs to be done about it, so I’ve put together a “prove your Irish or I’ll burst ye!” questionnaire:
Question 1. Who do Irish people hate the most? Is it:
c. The English
Question 2. Who was responsible for the potato famine? Is it:
c. The English
Question tree. How many years of oppression by our English overlords?
b. Over a million
Question 4. Who's the king of the fairies?
b. Michael D. Higgins
c. Gerry Adams
Question 5. What do the Irish love the most? Is it:
a. Going to mass
b. Cups of tea
c. The English Football teams
This blight on the normally safe streets of some parts of Blanchardstown only started happening since Brexit, so that’s another thing we can blame on the English, who as it happens, also qualify as foreigners. No surprise there then.
Sin abhaile go dhi amach go lore ar fad, tiocfaidh ar bus mah shea du hul eh?